How to lose a brother (Fast guide)

This is very very easy, just try to follow what i'm going to tell you, step by step i'm gonna guide you so that you will lose a brother (friend) as fast as possible. Let's start:

1. You probably know and understand that you are not always right, it is not that your point of view is stupid or your ideas are freak, but someone else's got the reason. I don't think it's that difficult to understand, but if you try to make him understand this point, even by telling him that everything he blows his own trumpet of is against that point of view he's always defended, but he's that stubborn that is unbelievable for him to accept he's wrong. If you achieved trying to make him understand, but he didn't and only got mad angry at you, you're doing a great job for our aim.

2. Post a video of something he mocks of on any of your mutual friend's wall. Explanation: he mocks of some kind of "divine" person, even by telling people: "hey, don't be stupid, that person is not divine". even though they have believed so for several years, he tries to disrespect that tradition by telling people what i'v said before. Now, point is: if you get to post that video of that "divine" person, being kind of laughed at, even though he disrespects him, he will get mad angry at you. It works something like this: he is able disrespect him, but you are not, and if you "do" (shall I say you dont disrespect someone by posting a video you didnt even do??) .......then he'll get angry!

Are you sure you're doing your best to lose him?? go ahead!

3. He probably admires any kind of person, and probably has his own reasons, as you probably, as I do so too. But, if you tell him your point of view, and ask him to rethink about those people he admires...you'll do GREAT! you didnt tell him: hey, do not admire that person, but think twice about admiring him, or did you? I dont think so. I consider this third step is the most important one. it will really show you how many times this person lied to you, by saying he was your real brother, that brother you have almost never had, by saying he loved you, but never actually did. if he loved you, and was your brother, why cant he respect your opinion? you respected him, right? i know you did, you never swore at him although he did at you. Big lie.


By the way, if you can call him "liar" ..Perfect. it'll freak him out, so that you'll lose him even faster.

This is a sad story, it was a real thing that happened to me, don't worry it happened, but just inside my head, imagination is that powerful, that sometimes makes you think you got a real brother, in other country, in other language, with other thoughts, but ....with capital letter....your BROTHER.